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MilkMan

MilkMan status

Rewards that mean something

Status from every order. Status you keep. No points-for-percent-off games — your status buys access, priority and pieces first, never coupons.

What is running today

Status is live. It is earned by lifetime spend at the two thresholds above and is tracked in your account today.

Points are not in service. No points are being calculated against your orders, and no points balance exists. The tier table below shows the intended programme design, not a balance you are accruing.

Nothing in the table is owed to you, and nothing in it will be charged to you. Full terms are on the legal page.

Status

Standard

CA$0 lifetime

  • → Early access to drops
  • → Members-only release calendar

Preferred

CA$250 lifetime

  • → Members-only colourways (intended)
  • → Priority exchange handling (intended)
  • → Free shipping, always (intended)

Bespoke

CA$600 lifetime

  • → First pick on every drop (intended)
  • → Member pricing on capsule pieces (intended)
  • → Direct line to the team (intended)

Status is live and based on lifetime spend. Points are not in service — the perks above marked "intended" are not yet delivered. Only the Standard tier (CA$0) is fully live today.

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Status is membership access, not store credit — never cash, never % off.